And that, folks, is why you never leave a game early.
If you had left Saturday's bout between Arizona Roller Derby's Bad News Beaters and Surly Gurlies at halftime, you might have told your friends the result was a routine Beater victory by 50 points.
You would have been wrong. ...
When Arizona Roller Derby's city-level skaters took the track Saturday, one team wore classic red lipstick to honor its namesake.
The other team wore lipstick, too -- all over their faces. ...